What the hell can't they do?

friendly reminder

noonereallyneedsme — Sun, 19 May 2013 16:17:10 -0400

that not all television is mindless garbage

not all books are fine literature

not all video games are about murder and violence

and that things are often much more than they first appear to be

that art is powerful

and that it comes in many different forms

and from the most unexpected places

but that no one, no one, has the right to decide what is art and what isn’t.

letterstogodptiii: tea-books-and-blankets: yaygocats: discomplete: “i want to wear shorts...

noonereallyneedsme — Sun, 19 May 2013 15:39:21 -0400

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

wilsonnthesassycat: wilsonnthesassycat: You can’t say happiness without saying “ha, penis” this...

noonereallyneedsme — Sun, 19 May 2013 11:53:19 -0400

wilsonnthesassycat:

wilsonnthesassycat:

You can’t say happiness without saying “ha, penis”

this will be a successful text post I can feel it

this is the skirt I just made for my cosplay, the camera quality...

noonereallyneedsme — Sat, 18 May 2013 20:38:28 -0400

this is the skirt I just made for my cosplay, the camera quality is really shit so it’s hard to see, but it actually came out exactly how I wanted it to so thats nice ^_^

gallana: beerito: rnickey: how do i make friends add two cups of chopped lettuce

noonereallyneedsme — Sat, 18 May 2013 08:14:04 -0400

gallana:

beerito:

rnickey:

how do i make friends

add two cups of chopped lettuce

Photo

noonereallyneedsme — Fri, 17 May 2013 18:53:34 -0400

tattletaletit: marsidotes: leafhorse: Ur not Frankenstein… ur frankenfine….real quality pick up...

noonereallyneedsme — Fri, 17 May 2013 15:44:36 -0400

tattletaletit:

marsidotes:

leafhorse:

Ur not Frankenstein… ur frankenfine….real quality pick up lines here

I wanna make u frankenmine

frankenno

momalish: just dooling this before bed becuase I know some...

noonereallyneedsme — Fri, 17 May 2013 15:01:47 -0400

momalish:

just dooling this before bed becuase I know some people who need to hear it ;y;

piercingsandink: masslyeffective: spangledmystars: I can’t...

noonereallyneedsme — Fri, 17 May 2013 15:01:24 -0400

piercingsandink:

masslyeffective:

spangledmystars:

I can’t click my reblog button hard enough

It’s not just the ladies who get insecure, it’s all of us. It’s a human trait, yo.

reblog this everytime i see it. soooo cute!

donottouch.org

noonereallyneedsme — Fri, 17 May 2013 13:05:06 -0400

donottouch.org:

liamdryden:

notviolet:

necrolust:

Please do not touch the model…

This is the coolest thing!!

do it!!

this is so cool!!!!!!!!!!

I’ve done this like three times now

first it was beautiful, then it broke my soul

noonereallyneedsme — Fri, 17 May 2013 11:55:49 -0400

first it was beautiful, then it broke my soul

alicesavedhyrulewithglee: pretty-ramblings: 8 month...

noonereallyneedsme — Fri, 17 May 2013 09:45:11 -0400

alicesavedhyrulewithglee:

pretty-ramblings:

8 month old baby hearing his mother’s voice for the first time with cochlear implant

This is the most beautiful thing ever.

thank you science

THE BINKY JUST…….

DROPPED

HE WAS JUST MINDING HIS BUSINESS WITH THAT BINKY
AND THEN HE HEARD IT, AND HE STARTED SCRAMBLING TO RECOGNIZE IT
AND WHEN HE DID, OH GOD THE WAY THE BINKY JUST DROPPED
LOOK AT HIM HE’S SO HAPPY UGH

The fourth gif is the most beautiful… he’s looking at his mother, just shocked and then the smile forms on his face, and I’m crying.

the video and these gifs get me every time ;_;

This never doesn’t make me happy omg.

This makes me so damn happy ever friggin’ time.

The fact that the baby can get so friggin happy over this is the greatest thing ever. Like just anyones normal reaction. There’s first shock and awe. Then omg overwhelming joy. That’s just so awesome.

geeky-and-proud: therighteous-cas: mamaleh6994: tenuousthirdsp...

noonereallyneedsme — Fri, 17 May 2013 09:43:23 -0400

geeky-and-proud:

therighteous-cas:

mamaleh6994:

tenuousthirdspace:

This is actually brilliant.

This is the only John Green cameo I’ll get behind.

reblogging so john green can find this

My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother

noonereallyneedsme — Fri, 17 May 2013 08:29:30 -0400

BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
Grandma: What?
BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

tedonik: 0rdinarykid: I forgot to cat Decided to dog. this...

noonereallyneedsme — Fri, 17 May 2013 08:25:24 -0400

tedonik:

0rdinarykid:

I forgot to cat

Decided to dog.

this is what I can only describe as a cat dog crossover

chemicalbride: toke-s: this is crazzzy this is it this is the...

noonereallyneedsme — Fri, 17 May 2013 08:20:59 -0400

chemicalbride:

toke-s:

this is crazzzy

this is it this is the gif i’ve been waiting my whole life to see i can die happy now

"We tend to think animals are lower than us, but all the scientists in the world couldn’t design and..."

noonereallyneedsme — Fri, 17 May 2013 08:19:29 -0400

“We tend to think animals are lower than us, but all the scientists in the world couldn’t design and operate a bumblebee’s wing. We can’t jump or run very fast, and we can’t carry vast weights like an ant can. We can’t see in the dark and we can’t fly except crammed in a noisy tube like sardines, which doesn’t count. Humans compared to animals are almost totally deaf, and we can’t smell a fart in an elevator by their standards. We are finite and separate, and neurotic, while the consciousness of an animal is at peace and eternal. We strive and go crazy to become more important. Animals rest and sleep and enjoy the company of each other. We think we have evolved upwards from animals but we have lost almost all of their qualities and abilities. The idea that animals don’t have consciousness or that they don’t have a soul is rather crass. It shows a lack of consciousness. They talk, they have families, they feel things, they act individually or together to solve problems, they often care of their young as a tribal unit. They play, they travel, and medicate themselves when they get sick. They cry when others in the herd die, they know about us humans. Of course they have a soul, a very pristine one. We humans are only now attempting with the recent rise in consciousness to achieve the soul that animals have naturally.”

- Stuart Wilde (via sharkg0ddess)

bootox: hey girls!!!!!!! dont be afraid of sex nothing is going to pop there is no huge tearing of...

noonereallyneedsme — Fri, 17 May 2013 08:14:21 -0400

bootox:

hey girls!!!!!!!

dont be afraid of sex

nothing is going to pop

there is no huge tearing of the hymen

if you have been sexually active in terms of fingering and stuff you WILL get stretched out and sex will not hurt!!!!!

dont be afraid to embrace your sexuality because society makes you scared of something completely natural!!!!

theamericankid: Koala’s response to being petted > Things...

noonereallyneedsme — Fri, 17 May 2013 08:03:18 -0400

theamericankid:

Koala’s response to being petted

> Things like this really brighten up my day, never enough awww on tbfs.

my-milkshake-brings: southernbelle-raisinhell: THIS IS A...

noonereallyneedsme — Fri, 17 May 2013 08:02:43 -0400

my-milkshake-brings:

southernbelle-raisinhell:

THIS IS A FUCKING WOMBAT OMFG

wombat nananananananananana wombat